these-shackleson:

fuckyeahretailrobin:

I work at a Hardware store, we have over 45,000 products in out store alone. People think you know every single one and how they work etc.I get the above on a regular basis, like nearly every time I work. gets very frustrating!

“Can you help me find this dog food? I brought one piece of kibble so you can see what it looks like.” (It looks like a piece of kibble, you moron.)
What protein is in it? “um….”
What brand is it? “um….”
What does the package look like? “oh, I can’t describe it, but I’m sure I’ll know it when I see it.”
Walk them through the aisles of dog food - about 60 brands, probably 150 varieties of kibble. “This is so weird. I’m sure I bought it here!”
“My dog is a lab, if that helps?” Why would that help? There is ONE brand of food that makes different varieties for different breeds. Go home, look at the package, write down what it is. “Oh, I keep it in a Tupperware thing, I threw the bag away.”
ffffffffffffffffffffffffff.

Oh look, Every day of my life.

these-shackleson:

fuckyeahretailrobin:

I work at a Hardware store, we have over 45,000 products in out store alone. People think you know every single one and how they work etc.
I get the above on a regular basis, like nearly every time I work. gets very frustrating!

“Can you help me find this dog food? I brought one piece of kibble so you can see what it looks like.” (It looks like a piece of kibble, you moron.)

What protein is in it? “um….”

What brand is it? “um….”

What does the package look like? “oh, I can’t describe it, but I’m sure I’ll know it when I see it.”

Walk them through the aisles of dog food - about 60 brands, probably 150 varieties of kibble. “This is so weird. I’m sure I bought it here!”

“My dog is a lab, if that helps?” Why would that help? There is ONE brand of food that makes different varieties for different breeds. Go home, look at the package, write down what it is. “Oh, I keep it in a Tupperware thing, I threw the bag away.”

ffffffffffffffffffffffffff.

Oh look, Every day of my life.

these-shackleson:

fuckyeahretailrobin:

I work at a Hardware store, we have over 45,000 products in out store alone. People think you know every single one and how they work etc.I get the above on a regular basis, like nearly every time I work. gets very frustrating!

“Can you help me find this dog food? I brought one piece of kibble so you can see what it looks like.” (It looks like a piece of kibble, you moron.)
What protein is in it? “um….”
What brand is it? “um….”
What does the package look like? “oh, I can’t describe it, but I’m sure I’ll know it when I see it.”
Walk them through the aisles of dog food - about 60 brands, probably 150 varieties of kibble. “This is so weird. I’m sure I bought it here!”
“My dog is a lab, if that helps?” Why would that help? There is ONE brand of food that makes different varieties for different breeds. Go home, look at the package, write down what it is. “Oh, I keep it in a Tupperware thing, I threw the bag away.”
ffffffffffffffffffffffffff.

Oh look, Every day of my life.

these-shackleson:

fuckyeahretailrobin:

I work at a Hardware store, we have over 45,000 products in out store alone. People think you know every single one and how they work etc.
I get the above on a regular basis, like nearly every time I work. gets very frustrating!

“Can you help me find this dog food? I brought one piece of kibble so you can see what it looks like.” (It looks like a piece of kibble, you moron.)

What protein is in it? “um….”

What brand is it? “um….”

What does the package look like? “oh, I can’t describe it, but I’m sure I’ll know it when I see it.”

Walk them through the aisles of dog food - about 60 brands, probably 150 varieties of kibble. “This is so weird. I’m sure I bought it here!”

“My dog is a lab, if that helps?” Why would that help? There is ONE brand of food that makes different varieties for different breeds. Go home, look at the package, write down what it is. “Oh, I keep it in a Tupperware thing, I threw the bag away.”

ffffffffffffffffffffffffff.

Oh look, Every day of my life.

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    OH MY GOSH. ALL THE TIME! “Hi. I’m wondering if you can help me. I’m looking for this product. I’m not sure what it’s...
  9. openingneweyes reblogged this from fuckyeahretailrobin and added:
    EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.
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    I’ve seem to come across this more working...bakery. You seriously expect me to
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    was working on the paint section and...asked for the paint called ‘Coffee Cream’ after...
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    yay my robin went through!
  19. readthisnow reblogged this from smilealltheywant and added:
    It’s like working in Monterey’s PX full of retirees all over again.
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  22. dallasdingman reblogged this from these-shackleson and added:
    Oh look, Every day of my life.
  23. los83 reblogged this from believingwontfly and added:
    …then they manage to get mad when we can’t find this item, SMH.
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    ^ preach it, retail robin.
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